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  • Mighty No. 9 is Released!?

    After precisely one thousand years, Keiji Inafune’s Mighty No. 9 has finally been released! It only took $4 million, a thousand years or so, and the tears of millions of Megaman fans around the world… but we finally have the completed...


  • Reports of Widespread Stardew Valley Addictions

    It’s no secret that Eric Barone’s (Concerned Ape) Harvest Moon-inspired indie game Stardew Valley has taken the PC gaming community by storm ever since it came out in February. Which is odd as it normally doesn’t storm in February. Whether...


  • The 2016 Presidential Campaign on The Oregon Trail

    We all played The Oregon Trail in elementary school during computer class when our teachers wanted a break from us. The game was produced by the Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium (MECC) in 1974 to teach school children the realities of...


  • Mother Sees Boobs in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out, Writes Angry Letter to Congress

    Ash Springs, NV – Citing that there is “absolutely nothing to do” in the small unincorporated community, 52-year old Billie Jo Harley bought her 5-year old son a used Nintendo Entertainment System she found on Craigslist. For $250, she bought the iconic video game...


  • Kids In-App Purchases are Super Simple to Complete

    Des Moines, Iowa– While Ernesto Stone was working remotely he noticed a few unknown charges coming into his company’s Amex card. Puzzled, he logged into the corporate account and saw the chargers were occurring from his cell phone via iTunes iPay. Further...


  • The Juice: Mario Mario Showed Up on a Ford Focus

    [Rochelle was exiting The Kohlrabi offices. Rochelle is seen fumbling with the myriad of office keys in a sad attempt to close up the office after a socially acceptable day’s work. She makes her way to the parking lot, her head...