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  • Kids In-App Purchases are Super Simple to Complete

    Des Moines, Iowa– While Ernesto Stone was working remotely he noticed a few unknown charges coming into his company’s Amex card. Puzzled, he logged into the corporate account and saw the chargers were occurring from his cell phone via iTunes iPay. Further...


  • Mario Is Unemployable

    Redwood City, CA– It turns out Nintendo has been trying to find Mario steady work for quite some time. Nintendo has attempted to train the plucky man in just about every career imaginable, and yet he continues to be pink...


  • Beware of the Freddy Krueger Sims Program

    Reports started rolling in across America where small children and pets have been terrorized, some to their early demise. Local investigator units released data showing one commonality among those affected. All those affected have played the game The Sims. Authorities...


  • Number Munchers Teach Millennials to Repay Student Loans

    The US Government has been in a bind to understand the elusive Millennial generation. Specifically, the US Department of Education, consulted with a group of Federal data scientists who explained that nothing pulls at the hearts of Millennials more than...


  • Some Gamers Think the Tutorial is the Entire Game

    Gamerang, a competitor video game rental service to Gamefly, was puzzled by short rental periods by their members. After a great deal of research and a teensy bit of corporate espionage, they’ve found the reason for the quick turnaround. Rental...


  • ChumCha the Simlish Music Hit

    A new top 40 song burst into the scene, not from Katy Perry or Justin Bieber, it was from Pixel Smash. If you’ve been living under a rock, the fast-rising new song is called “ChumCha”, and it’s entirely sung in Simlish. The...