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  • Red Falcon Assists Contra Dev-Team

    Wolf Point, MT- Red Falcon has stepped up to the plate to assist Shigeharu Umezaki and Shinji Kitamoto save the Contra series from the evil death grip of Konami Corporation. Red Falcon had created an alliance with Shigeharu Umezaki and Shinji...


  • IBM’S Watson and Wheatley From Portal Gay Marry

    New York, NY- IBM’s Watson was tasked with archiving NASA’s database to be more accessible for people wanting to tweet pictures from space. While accessing the New Horizons download stream, Watson noticed an anomalous Earth alloy was nearby. Watson extrapolated...


  • Eggplant Wizard Fridays

    Pit has been terrorized by the Eggplant Wizard as he is no longer confined to Medusa’s castle. Mel Izana, the Eggplant Wizard, will find Pit no matter where he is every Friday and as a cruel joke, turn his man...


  • Dr. Keith Fetus, C.H.A.D, and Spirit Airlines

    Fort Lauderdale, FL- A former customer service representative from Spirit Airlines decided to come forward anonymously to The Kohlrabi and said he knows why Dr. Keith Fetus is so evil and angry at the world. “As I recall, Dr. Fetus...


  • Nintendo Emoji Granted; Screen Shots Show Mario Replaces Italian Flag

    A Nintendo emoji has been granted! However leaked screen shots from the Unicode Consortium show that Nintendo’s new emoji has replaced the Italian flag, Italians outraged! During The Kohlrabi’s initial research into the matter, we found that Nintendo did petition...


  • The “T” in T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas’

    Warren, PA – Blake J. Harris opened Pandora’s box regarding Yoshi’s full name. Blake discovered Yoshi’s full and proper name is; T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas. Blake’s evidence creates more questions. Many still wonder what the “T” may stand for in Yoshi’s full...