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  • U.S. Government to buy Twitch for $1 Gazillion

    Washington, D.C. – The US Capital today put in a bid to purchase internet-streaming phenomenon Twitch for $1 gazillion, topping Google’s recent offer of $1 billion.  Twitch, a relative newcomer to the social media scene, allows users to stream video...


  • Actual E.T. Aliens Discovered in Landfill

    Alamogordo, NM – The project was a success.  After only a few hours of digging, a small team of excavators and gaming historians discovered a huge lot of E.T. cartridges that the failing Atari video game developer had buried deep within a...


  • WiiU’s My First Songs Breaks Sales Records Overnight

    Redmond, Wa. –  Millions of Wii U consoles have been flying off of the shelves recently, all thanks to a children’s game. My First Songs, available on the Wii U e-shop, is a karaoke application designed for toddlers to learn their...


  • Collector Loses Home Over Earthbound

    Springfield, MA.  –  Dave Reynolds was an ordinary man, with an ordinary home.  He was a modest game collector with a bright future.  All of that changed, however, when he discovered the video game Earthbound for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System....