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  • Mother Sees Boobs in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out, Writes Angry Letter to Congress

    Ash Springs, NV – Citing that there is “absolutely nothing to do” in the small unincorporated community, 52-year old Billie Jo Harley bought her 5-year old son a used Nintendo Entertainment System she found on Craigslist. For $250, she bought the iconic video game...


  • Study: Angry, Awkward People Found in Non-Gaming Circles

    Washington, D.C. – In a crushing blow to pundits spanning from the field of psychology to the YouTube comments section, a new study conducted by the DeCry Institute of Social Sciences has de facto proven that angry, white misogynists also exist in...


  • Multiple Officials State That DLC is the Future

    As a gamer, there’s no worse feeling than purchasing a really promising title, only to find out that it’s completely broken and unplayable. However, as a “fix”, some developers have hidden patches, crucial story elements and other content behind a paywall,...


  • Scientists Confirm Violent Video Games Solely to Blame for Violent Youth

    “We used to believe that various factors, such as socioeconomic status and familial cohesion, played a key role in violent youth.  Our recent findings have dispelled these previous beliefs, and we are in agreement that violent video games are the sole...


  • Wesbro Babtist Pickets Nintendo Over “Masturbation Simulator” Game

    Kyoto, Japan – Shortly after Nintendo celebrated the release of its newest Wii U hit “Super Smash Bros.”, the company has become the target of Wesbro Babtist Church picketers. After a successful Kickstarter campaign that netted the nation’s most hated hate...