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  • Mighty No. 9 is Released!?

    After precisely one thousand years, Keiji Inafune’s Mighty No. 9 has finally been released! It only took $4 million, a thousand years or so, and the tears of millions of Megaman fans around the world… but we finally have the completed...


  • Reports of Widespread Stardew Valley Addictions

    It’s no secret that Eric Barone’s (Concerned Ape) Harvest Moon-inspired indie game Stardew Valley has taken the PC gaming community by storm ever since it came out in February. Which is odd as it normally doesn’t storm in February. Whether...


  • INCREDIBLE: The Most Popular Character in Undertale Never Actually Appears in the Game

    In case you’ve been living under a rock, Toby Fox’s Undertale is the latest indie game sensation sweeping the Internet like a giant broom. One of the many things Undertale is praised for is its incredible characters! From a spaghetti-loving...


  • Ryu, Roy, and Lucas Amiibo to be Exclusives in the Tomb of King Arthur

    It’s no secret that Nintendo has been trying to diversify its business partners lately. Whether it’s giving away Hoopa at McDonald’s or making the Falco amiibo a Blockbuster exclusive, Nintendo has been pumping out exclusive after exclusive lately. Today, we...


  • New Kingdom Hearts Project, “Kingdom Hearts 2/358.2” Announced

    During an interview held while waiting in an elevator, the self-proclaimed “best-informed” shoe-shiner of Square Enix headquarters informed The Kohlrabi that Square Enix is working on yet another new Kingdom Hearts game, Kingdom Hearts 2/358.2. “It’s going to be a...


  • Store Owner Analyzes the Smash Bros Series

    The Kohlrabi scored an exclusive interview with a local game store owner, Jim Scudder, and self-proclaimed “Smash Expert”, revealed to us that Ness, the baseball bat wielding Smasher, original to the Super Smash Bros series. Jim told us, “Ness from...