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Hello gamers! My name is Morgan and I will be offering you satire articles on your favorite video games. I hope you enjoy my articles!

Here are my most recent posts

Mighty No. 9 is Released!?
Reports of Widespread Stardew Valley Addictions
The 2016 Presidential Campaign on The Oregon Trail
Mother Sees Boobs in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out, Writes Angry Letter to Congress
Kids In-App Purchases are Super Simple to Complete
The Juice: Mario Mario Showed Up on a Ford Focus
Link’s Girlfriend; You’ll be Suprised to Learn it’s not Zelda
Mario Is Unemployable
Super Mario Maker the Interdimensional Transporter
XCOM 2: Is this What You Wanted Mother F-ers!?

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The 2016 Presidential Campaign on The Oregon Trail

By Morgan On May 11, 2016 0 Comment

We all played The Oregon Trail in elementary school during computer class when our teachers wanted a break from us. The game was produced by the Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium (MECC) in 1974 to teach school children the realities of...

Link’s Girlfriend; You’ll be Suprised to Learn it’s not Zelda

By Morgan On March 19, 2016 0 Comment

Even though Link and Zelda never had a relationship in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it is implied that Zelda is the “damsel in distress” saved by her “knight in shining armor,” Link. They don’t kiss, they don’t...