Fallout4 promises to take a big steamy radioactive poop on its fans by foregoing its much beloved RPG elements of Fallout 3 for a new mechanic called “F*** it! It’s a shooter now!” But; hey, Fallout 3 fans, at least you’re not as neglected as fans from the original game. We’ll have human/super mutant integrated schools before they see a return to form.
So who is Bethesda’s new S.P.E.C.I.A.L. target audience? Minecrafters! Based off of everyone’s favorite Skyrim DLC Hearthfire, comes Fallout’s brand new crafting system. You can now build a settlement with trading posts, turrets, and many other miscellaneous objects to build your settlement into whatever you desire. Well, maybe not what YOU desire; sickco.
But by far the greatest new feature in Fallout 4 is your new dolly! You can go out and collect parts so that you can dress your dolly. You can change your dolly’s pants, and shirts, and death weapons. You can also customize your weapons too, I guess, who cares? DOLLY!
Doesn’t this sound awesome though! I bet it’s making you want to play Fallout 4 as soon as you can. Don’t worry if you’ve never played it though, you can easily check out these Gnarly Guides to help give you a better idea of how to play the game.
Who am I kidding though, I bet most people have played Fallout before. Fallout is my addictive radioactive crack that is only somewhat calmed by Skyrim Skooma. So come November 10th, I’ll be taking a second mortgage out and give Todd Howard a million bottle caps by hand.