Articles Posted in the " The Juice " Category

  • The Juice: Mario Mario Showed Up on a Ford Focus

    [Rochelle was exiting The Kohlrabi offices. Rochelle is seen fumbling with the myriad of office keys in a sad attempt to close up the office after a socially acceptable day’s work. She makes her way to the parking lot, her head...


  • TheJuice: Wario is from Scottsdale

    [For the Lulz, we forced Rochelle to listen to her Kohlrabi voicemail for the first time in a  couple of months. After she had sifted through endless messages regarding unpaid bills, worried parents and confusing threats from previous guest, LONK...


  • The Juice: Luigi Mario AKA Player 2

    [After the cringe-worthy, yet super entertaining debacle that was Rochelle’s previous interview with Lonk Smoth, Rochelle reached back out to Nintendo to provide feedback. The two were on the phone for four hours of tearful arguing and incoherent babbling between Rochelle...


  • The Juice: Nintendo Sends Link

    [The Kohlrabi staff was unsuccessful in receiving a reply from Nintendo corporate after several weeks of unreturned phone calls, postcard campaigns, and hilarious Snapchats. Then, the extremely intelligent Rochelle Perry proposed that The Kohlrabi tell Nintendo that we wanted to...