I feel like I have been here for days, funneling through an alternate universal expanse provided me these cartridges of grey. I’m happy to say, I’m on the move again today. My whereabouts unknown, no place really calls me home. So what am I? Searching for my next entertainment, they have me hooked, I need my fix. I now yell at little kids ‘pick up your sticks bitch!’ I think the competition has given me a twitch, now in an arcade I find a gem, the little plumber that is everyone’s friend.
Our little potable plumbing patron has returned, and he does yearn something of concern. However, a beastly monster not much of donkey of sorts begins to contort. Throwing barrels from an invisible port. They roll and set ablaze as to the top I must raise jumping sideways and climbing ladders for days. I believe it’s the princess I must save. Is she in danger? Maybe this King is no stranger, just like a Lone Ranger. I could be stealing his girl and ruining another’s world. But all these barrels begin to twirl as the beast locates another barrel to hurl.
The path is clear, no need for our princess to fear at least for now the roll is a barrel down, level dropping to level to the ground. Grab the hammer begin to pound! My timing is key as I jump around, cant climb a ladder need to get off the ground. I must be safe and be king. Kong was defeated by me, what a donkey I see!