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  • Nintendo’s Kirby is an Insomniac

    “When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep…. and you’re never really awake.” – Tyler Durden, Kirby’s Epic Fight Club The world record for a one human being lasting without sleep is 264 hours or 11 days. The average human...


  • Study: Angry, Awkward People Found in Non-Gaming Circles

    Washington, D.C. – In a crushing blow to pundits spanning from the field of psychology to the YouTube comments section, a new study conducted by the DeCry Institute of Social Sciences has de facto proven that angry, white misogynists also exist in...


  • Toad from the Mushroom Kingdom Can’t be Trusted

    Are you familiar with betrayal? The taste of power can be a deadly encouragement, a temptation of respect and grandeur. When presented with the opportunity for more power, most people jump head first and bash open a brick block with...


  • Number Munchers Teach Millennials to Repay Student Loans

    The US Government has been in a bind to understand the elusive Millennial generation. Specifically, the US Department of Education, consulted with a group of Federal data scientists who explained that nothing pulls at the hearts of Millennials more than...


  • INCREDIBLE: The Most Popular Character in Undertale Never Actually Appears in the Game

    In case you’ve been living under a rock, Toby Fox’s Undertale is the latest indie game sensation sweeping the Internet like a giant broom. One of the many things Undertale is praised for is its incredible characters! From a spaghetti-loving...


  • Some Gamers Think the Tutorial is the Entire Game

    Gamerang, a competitor video game rental service to Gamefly, was puzzled by short rental periods by their members. After a great deal of research and a teensy bit of corporate espionage, they’ve found the reason for the quick turnaround. Rental...