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  • What Happens to Nintendogs After Several Years?

    Our digital code scientist Caroline North came back to us astonished and a bit misty eyed. She came back to report to us that equipped inside each Nintedogs cartridge is a recall code. If the Nintendog is not played with...


  • How to Make Video Game Development Simple for the One Person Team

    Many people would love to create their own video game. Although, once they see how overwhelming it is, most of them give up. Simplifying your ideas, streamlining the game design, and marketing the finished product can all help with this...


  • Haunting Starring Polterguy: An Investigation

    Halloween is quickly sneaking around the corner. The history behind the haunting holiday is one that has been warped over the years. All Hallow’s Eve was not always a night for children to roam the streets dressed as superheroes. What’s...


  • Spayce Geezus Learns the Konami Code

    I’m making new friends across this land as we share a common experience from using our hand. The newest friend offers something hard. Only seven long but a feeling so strong. Difficulty is increased beyond compare, as my eyes strain,...


  • The Juice: Luigi Mario AKA Player 2

    [After the cringe-worthy, yet super entertaining debacle that was Rochelle’s previous interview with Lonk Smoth, Rochelle reached back out to Nintendo to provide feedback. The two were on the phone for four hours of tearful arguing and incoherent babbling between Rochelle...


  • New Kingdom Hearts Project, “Kingdom Hearts 2/358.2” Announced

    During an interview held while waiting in an elevator, the self-proclaimed “best-informed” shoe-shiner of Square Enix headquarters informed The Kohlrabi that Square Enix is working on yet another new Kingdom Hearts game, Kingdom Hearts 2/358.2. “It’s going to be a...