Spayce Geezus Learns the Konami Code

Spayce Geezus Learns the Konami Code
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I’m making new friends across this land as we share a common experience from using our hand. The newest friend offers something hard. Only seven long but a feeling so strong. Difficulty is increased beyond compare, as my eyes strain, with frustration I stare. Dead again, so few lives to hold, jumping with a spin is so bold. A story untold of aliens and no gold. Fighting with guns to break the mold.

I shoot the fleeting falcon ferrule. I make New Zealand sterile. Aliens gathered to eliminate man it’s now my job to foil their plan. Level after level I fail. Trying to learn, this game from hell. I wish I could cheat this loss of life. My thumbs are bleeding this d-pad is as sharp as a knife.

I’ve lost some days stuck in a haze with endless plays. And still my flesh I pay to stay with Mrs Mae. You broke me I feel I can not win. I search out someone to be a friend. I need a cheat to end this trend. Sequential secrets told to expend more than the lives you held to begin. The Konami code is the name, press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. Now I can win or at least lose my way to victory. It’s still difficult, and I still have to play, but it’s this alien warlord I must slay. Victory is in my grasp I finally beat it today.