Articles Posted in the " Atari " Category

  • Haunting Starring Polterguy: An Investigation

    Halloween is quickly sneaking around the corner. The history behind the haunting holiday is one that has been warped over the years. All Hallow’s Eve was not always a night for children to roam the streets dressed as superheroes. What’s...


  • Spayce Geezus: Asteroids the new Experience

    To whom it may concern, I recently found myself wandering your planet in search of positivity something that this planet is in dire need. I stumbled across a computer in a basement of an abandoned psych ward. I believe you...


  • School System’s Beloved Atari 5200 is Kaput

    Sheboygan Falls, WI – The Sheboygan Falls High School is relieved that it is currently the summer break. The source of their bell tone system has failed to work properly for the past couple of days and are at a...


  • If Pac-Man Released in 2015

    It would be a totally super rad cinematic video game story.  


  • Atari Partners with Denny’s; Rehashes Old Hash

    Atari, the original king of arcades, home video game consoles,  computers, and Chuck E. Cheese has announced that it will partner with the corporate Americana diner clone Denny’s to promote some of its old video games with a tasty new...


  • Actual E.T. Aliens Discovered in Landfill

    Alamogordo, NM – The project was a success.  After only a few hours of digging, a small team of excavators and gaming historians discovered a huge lot of E.T. cartridges that the failing Atari video game developer had buried deep within a...