Articles Posted in the " iOS " Category

  • Kids In-App Purchases are Super Simple to Complete

    Des Moines, Iowa– While Ernesto Stone was working remotely he noticed a few unknown charges coming into his company’s Amex card. Puzzled, he logged into the corporate account and saw the chargers were occurring from his cell phone via iTunes iPay. Further...


  • Telltale Takes Gamer Punishment to a New Level

    I recently finished playing Telltale’s Game of Thrones game, and I amply satisfied with the number of characters I loved that ended up dead. In fact, the crew over at Tell Tale Games really encapsulated the essence of Game of...


  • How to Make Video Game Development Simple for the One Person Team

    Many people would love to create their own video game. Although, once they see how overwhelming it is, most of them give up. Simplifying your ideas, streamlining the game design, and marketing the finished product can all help with this...


  • Fruit Ninja is Running Out of Fruit

    Brisbane, Australia – Halfbrick Studios announced that they are running out of fruit for their hit game, Fruit Ninja, and it may affect subsequent releases and updates. A studio representative let The Kohlrabi know that they had anticipated that this...


  • The Kohlrabi Makes Predictions For 2015

    What will 2015 hold, the editors of The Kohlrabi, we don’t f*cking know, but we’ve received a few messages to try so here goes… [in no particular order] 1. Microsoft Finds Confidence to Releases the Xbox 1.1. Microsoft, high off...


  • Pachter Predicts ‘Pocalypse

    Wilton, CT – The video game industry has released its findings on Michael Pachter’s success rate for all of his predictions. Aggregated by Gallup, they found out that Pachter is correct a whopping 3.14159% of the time. The Kohlrabi reached...