Articles Posted in the " Mario " Category

  • Nintendo Profits 9 Million This Quarter, Future Still Dubious

    It’s been splashed across all the news channels; Nintendo Is Red No More: $350 Million Profit On Back Of Wii U Sales, Nintendo Ekes Out $9M Profit As Wii U Sales Cross 10M To Date, and Nintendo turns its first annual...


  • The “T” in T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas’

    Warren, PA – Blake J. Harris opened Pandora’s box regarding Yoshi’s full name. Blake discovered Yoshi’s full and proper name is; T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas. Blake’s evidence creates more questions. Many still wonder what the “T” may stand for in Yoshi’s full...


  • Scientists Confirm Violent Video Games Solely to Blame for Violent Youth

    “We used to believe that various factors, such as socioeconomic status and familial cohesion, played a key role in violent youth.  Our recent findings have dispelled these previous beliefs, and we are in agreement that violent video games are the sole...


  • LCD Games in Your Head

      Current Nintendo technology is graphically limited to LCD style games during transmission process.


  • Wesbro Babtist Pickets Nintendo Over “Masturbation Simulator” Game

    Kyoto, Japan – Shortly after Nintendo celebrated the release of its newest Wii U hit “Super Smash Bros.”, the company has become the target of Wesbro Babtist Church picketers. After a successful Kickstarter campaign that netted the nation’s most hated...


  • Load Screens & Super Mario Speedruns

    Mud Butte, SD- Gary Overby has noticed something has been awry when he would start playing a game. Every time he’d fire up one of his machines, PC, Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo product, it really didn’t matter they were all plagued with...