Articles Posted in the " Microsoft " Category

  • Microsoft Asks Consumers to take the Resolution Challenge

    Bloomington, Minnesota- The marketing minds in Redmond crafted a plan to once and for all end the debate on resolution outputs and self-proclaimed “Resolutioneers”. A Resolutioneer has been a term coined by gamers to describe another video game enthusiast who...


  • Contrary to Popular Belief Video Games are a Waste of Time

    Cambridge, MA – A new study has shown that video games are in fact a colossal waste of time. Once thought to be a great tool for learning, relaxation, and athleticism. Now a scientific study aims to turn all this...


  • Final Fantasy VII Remake Director Didn’t Know He Was Directing Kingdom Hearts III

    In late June, it was revealed that during a significant portion of the Final Fantasy VII Remake’s pre-production, its director, Tetsuya Nomura was oblivious to being the game’s director. It worried Final Fantasy fans when he said “as preparation went...


  • Kinect is the Home of the Best Graphic Novels….

    Like, all the time, gosh Kinect you rock!  


  • The Ski Free Yeti Tells His Side of the Story

    Fargo, ND- Rocky Miche, the Yeti from Ski Free, sat down with The Kohlrabi. He explained that he’s tired of being the bad guy, and was ready to tell his story. “The ski resort wasn’t a part of the original...


  • Markus Persson: It’s About the Money

    Stockholm, Sweden- Speculation erupted just before the weekend that Surge would be soon gracing our refrigerator door. The Internet did a collective frowny face when the announcement of Surge never surfaced Friday afternoon. Life quietly resumed as the weekend set...