Articles Posted in the " NES " Category

  • The Juice: Mario Mario Showed Up on a Ford Focus

    [Rochelle was exiting The Kohlrabi offices. Rochelle is seen fumbling with the myriad of office keys in a sad attempt to close up the office after a socially acceptable day’s work. She makes her way to the parking lot, her head...


  • Nintendo’s Kirby is an Insomniac

    “When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep…. and you’re never really awake.” – Tyler Durden, Kirby’s Epic Fight Club The world record for a one human being lasting without sleep is 264 hours or 11 days. The average human...


  • Toad from the Mushroom Kingdom Can’t be Trusted

    Are you familiar with betrayal? The taste of power can be a deadly encouragement, a temptation of respect and grandeur. When presented with the opportunity for more power, most people jump head first and bash open a brick block with...


  • Experimenting with Castlevania

    This adventure I’m living has taken a turn, I thought I found a way to earn a way living free from the urn. Placed on a shelf is a chance for personal wealth. They said a quick stay may be...


  • Spayce Geezus Learns the Konami Code

    I’m making new friends across this land as we share a common experience from using our hand. The newest friend offers something hard. Only seven long but a feeling so strong. Difficulty is increased beyond compare, as my eyes strain,...


  • Punch-Out!! in the Attic

    In my street wondering, juggling and skipping. I have found myself involved with negotiations at a personal market this May, trying hard to obtain an entertainment box that is grey. A young mother in a pair of pants elastic tight,...