Articles Posted in the " Nintendo " Category

  • Spayce Geezus Learns the Konami Code

    I’m making new friends across this land as we share a common experience from using our hand. The newest friend offers something hard. Only seven long but a feeling so strong. Difficulty is increased beyond compare, as my eyes strain,...


  • The Juice: Luigi Mario AKA Player 2

    [After the cringe-worthy, yet super entertaining debacle that was Rochelle’s previous interview with Lonk Smoth, Rochelle reached back out to Nintendo to provide feedback. The two were on the phone for four hours of tearful arguing and incoherent babbling between Rochelle...


  • Donkey Kong in the Seedy Arcade

    I feel like I have been here for days, funneling through an alternate universal expanse provided me these cartridges of grey. I’m happy to say, I’m on the move again today. My whereabouts unknown, no place really calls me home....


  • Punch-Out!! in the Attic

    In my street wondering, juggling and skipping. I have found myself involved with negotiations at a personal market this May, trying hard to obtain an entertainment box that is grey. A young mother in a pair of pants elastic tight,...


  • The Juice: Nintendo Sends Link

    [The Kohlrabi staff was unsuccessful in receiving a reply from Nintendo corporate after several weeks of unreturned phone calls, postcard campaigns, and hilarious Snapchats. Then, the extremely intelligent Rochelle Perry proposed that The Kohlrabi tell Nintendo that we wanted to...


  • Store Owner Analyzes the Smash Bros Series

    The Kohlrabi scored an exclusive interview with a local game store owner, Jim Scudder, and self-proclaimed “Smash Expert”, revealed to us that Ness, the baseball bat wielding Smasher, original to the Super Smash Bros series. Jim told us, “Ness from...