Articles Posted in the " Video Game " Category

  • Toad from the Mushroom Kingdom Can’t be Trusted

    Are you familiar with betrayal? The taste of power can be a deadly encouragement, a temptation of respect and grandeur. When presented with the opportunity for more power, most people jump head first and bash open a brick block with...


  • TheJuice: Wario is from Scottsdale

    [For the Lulz, we forced Rochelle to listen to her Kohlrabi voicemail for the first time in a  couple of months. After she had sifted through endless messages regarding unpaid bills, worried parents and confusing threats from previous guest, LONK...


  • Experimenting with Castlevania

    This adventure I’m living has taken a turn, I thought I found a way to earn a way living free from the urn. Placed on a shelf is a chance for personal wealth. They said a quick stay may be...


  • Spayce Geezus Learns the Konami Code

    I’m making new friends across this land as we share a common experience from using our hand. The newest friend offers something hard. Only seven long but a feeling so strong. Difficulty is increased beyond compare, as my eyes strain,...


  • Microsoft Asks Consumers to take the Resolution Challenge

    Bloomington, Minnesota- The marketing minds in Redmond crafted a plan to once and for all end the debate on resolution outputs and self-proclaimed “Resolutioneers”. A Resolutioneer has been a term coined by gamers to describe another video game enthusiast who...


  • OG Gamer Uses “Next Gen” to Explain Video Game Console Generations

    Scottsdale, AZ -Richard Milligan, a self proclaimed OG Gamer, has always used the term “next gen” to refer to any console generation until the prior console generation has been either completely discontinued from its manufacture or has displaced. “I know...