Articles Posted in the " Video Game " Category

  • Nintendo Profits 9 Million This Quarter, Future Still Dubious

    It’s been splashed across all the news channels; Nintendo Is Red No More: $350 Million Profit On Back Of Wii U Sales, Nintendo Ekes Out $9M Profit As Wii U Sales Cross 10M To Date, and Nintendo turns its first annual...


  • Contrary to Popular Belief Video Games are a Waste of Time

    Cambridge, MA – A new study has shown that video games are in fact a colossal waste of time. Once thought to be a great tool for learning, relaxation, and athleticism. Now a scientific study aims to turn all this...


  • Capcom to Invest $78 Million in Research and Development

    San Mateo, CA – Capcom has announced in its latest investor meeting that it will invest $78 Million in Research and Development. This announcement has come as a surprise to many, as several pundits had speculated that Capcom would never...


  • The Kohlrabi’s E3 Predictions, Because, Why Not?

    The Kohlrabi staff predicted what they hope will be the best of E3 2015 in a brand new top 10. 1. Konami shows up and confirms they pulled biggest prank upon the world. C-mon delisting themselves from the NYSE? We all had...


  • Red Falcon Assists Contra Dev-Team

    Wolf Point, MT- Red Falcon has stepped up to the plate to assist Shigeharu Umezaki and Shinji Kitamoto save the Contra series from the evil death grip of Konami Corporation. Red Falcon had created an alliance with Shigeharu Umezaki and Shinji...


  • Nintendo Emoji Granted; Screen Shots Show Mario Replaces Italian Flag

    A Nintendo emoji has been granted! However leaked screen shots from the Unicode Consortium show that Nintendo’s new emoji has replaced the Italian flag, Italians outraged! During The Kohlrabi’s initial research into the matter, we found that Nintendo did petition...