Articles Posted in the " Wii U " Category

  • Pacman and the War on Drugs

    The world’s first video game mascot, Pac-man. He swept the nation with his cute and straightforward design, and fun gameplay to match. Every kid in America knew the yellow eating machine, and soon he sprung up on t-shirts and lunch...


  • How to Make Video Game Development Simple for the One Person Team

    Many people would love to create their own video game. Although, once they see how overwhelming it is, most of them give up. Simplifying your ideas, streamlining the game design, and marketing the finished product can all help with this...


  • Nintendo Profits 9 Million This Quarter, Future Still Dubious

    It’s been splashed across all the news channels; Nintendo Is Red No More: $350 Million Profit On Back Of Wii U Sales, Nintendo Ekes Out $9M Profit As Wii U Sales Cross 10M To Date, and Nintendo turns its first annual...


  • School System’s Beloved Atari 5200 is Kaput

    Sheboygan Falls, WI – The Sheboygan Falls High School is relieved that it is currently the summer break. The source of their bell tone system has failed to work properly for the past couple of days and are at a...


  • The Kohlrabi’s E3 Predictions, Because, Why Not?

    The Kohlrabi staff predicted what they hope will be the best of E3 2015 in a brand new top 10. 1. Konami shows up and confirms they pulled biggest prank upon the world. C-mon delisting themselves from the NYSE? We all had...


  • Pachter Predicts ‘Pocalypse

    Wilton, CT – The video game industry has released its findings on Michael Pachter’s success rate for all of his predictions. Aggregated by Gallup, they found out that Pachter is correct a whopping 3.14159% of the time. The Kohlrabi reached...