Articles Posted in the " Wii U " Category

  • NPD’s Intern Generate Report Numbers

    The latest NPD intern, Esteban Applegate, admits he was the one responsible for the numbers in the report they have released. He has been recently dismissed from NPD Group this week due to inconsistency in number reporting. Applegate told The Kohlrabi that...


  • WiiU’s My First Songs Breaks Sales Records Overnight

    Redmond, Wa. –  Millions of Wii U consoles have been flying off of the shelves recently, all thanks to a children’s game. My First Songs, available on the Wii U e-shop, is a karaoke application designed for toddlers to learn their...


  • Consumers Say We Know the Wii U is Different

    It turns out that consumers can tell the difference between a Wii, originally released in 2006, and the Wii U, originally released in 2012. Despite Nintendo’s efforts to claim that everyone is confused by their name choice, which they admit...


  • Donkey Kong Spotted During Florida’s Tropical Freeze

    It turns out a polar vortex capable of paralyzing a city in Florida can make that city a boat load of money. The city of Destin decided long ago if there ever should be a snow storm or more specifically...