Articles Posted in the " Wii " Category

  • Super Mario Maker the Interdimensional Transporter

    Odd reports have been trickling into The Kohlrabi, and the stories are similar, yet the experience each person describes has varied. They all originate while playing Nintendo’s Mario Maker and this had our reporters wondering if the use of LSD...


  • Microsoft Asks Consumers to take the Resolution Challenge

    Bloomington, Minnesota- The marketing minds in Redmond crafted a plan to once and for all end the debate on resolution outputs and self-proclaimed “Resolutioneers”. A Resolutioneer has been a term coined by gamers to describe another video game enthusiast who...


  • Nintendo Profits 9 Million This Quarter, Future Still Dubious

    It’s been splashed across all the news channels; Nintendo Is Red No More: $350 Million Profit On Back Of Wii U Sales, Nintendo Ekes Out $9M Profit As Wii U Sales Cross 10M To Date, and Nintendo turns its first annual...


  • Donkey Kong Spotted During Florida’s Tropical Freeze

    It turns out a polar vortex capable of paralyzing a city in Florida can make that city a boat load of money. The city of Destin decided long ago if there ever should be a snow storm or more specifically...