The Kohlrabi Wrap: Unboxing of the Box

The Kohlrabi Wrap: Unboxing of the Box
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In the Kohlrabi office, we received some tantalizing mail, but none more exciting than when we receive a parcel. It is the Kohlrabi’s explicit policy to record all unboxing. However, with our video camera broken, I’ve been tasked with describing this unboxing moment via text.

Alright, so the box arrived via UPS this morning. This box is, exactly, 20 by 14 by 6 inches. If I’m not mistaken the Uline model S-4542. There are two dime-sized black blotches on the box. My co-workers believe it to be ink, I, on the other hand, believe it may be errant gamma radiation. I’ve delicately cut out one of the blotches for further analysis. I’ve been accessing the stress bends that have occurred on the left and bottom of the box. From my search on Yahoo, it appears that the creases were likely due to handling by the local carrier. The tape used to seal the box, is white that has red lines and red text that reads”Security Tape”. The tape only serves as a flashy ‘valuables inside’ sign while serving little purpose to prevent access inside. The adhesive on the tape itself is substandard to poor, at best.

That concludes The Kohlrabi’s latest unboxing! Next week should be much more exciting as we open up the box we just described and play the Playstation 4 that arrived.